Sunday, 26 October 2008

I ended up just spending the day cock sailing


Michael Bay's totally legit, not made up, all 100% BAY twitter.

Just shut your eyes and imagine your under a tree, by a river bank, meditating. And sitting with you, full lotus, with a halo of light around his perfect hair, is Master Bay.
He utters tranquil mantras to help you on your journey thro life...

"Here's a tip: its not about yelling harder. Its about yelling smarter..."

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