Grim times in Queen's Park

:(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7427266.stm

CSI

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Brido's Tat?

Even Clooneys seen it

Wii Fap Fap Fap

Total Eclipse of the Heart

For particular weirdness watch out for the dancing gay ninjas and the terrifying demonic choir near the end

Gears 2 turns my cogs

Multiplayer details from Eurogamer.net

'Gears of War 2 will feature online battles for two teams of five, with plenty of fresh modes, weapons, moves and more fancy additions to mix things up.'

'Meatflag is the last of the additional modes. You have to capture a computer-controlled character and take it back to your base like a living flag. It sounds as if it's some sort of berserker that romps around the map killing anyone that gets close, so to drag it home you will need to down it and then pick it up as a meatshield - that new ability activated by pressing A when they're on their knees in front of you.

Once you have hold of a meatshield you will be limited to a pistol and move at a much slower pace than normal and, if the other team can shoot your flag-hostage-thing enough, then it will go berserk and start battering any close at hand.

Incidentally, in more regular multiplayer bouts you can snap your meatshield's neck to dispose of it, or simply wait until it absorbs enough bullets and perishes. There's also another new finishing move that is linked to the Y button; once pressed it has you flip over your downed opponent and pummel their face until death, which sounds rather lengthy. Curb stomping and weapon butt-hitting return as finishers, too.'

Time for another good idea/bad idea...

Love the picture, but due to the white don't know if it would look good or shite as a tattoo?

Sexy Fan Art

I'm not quite sure if Gamesradar.com are taking the piss, or actually showcasing these fan-drawn pictures, but either way, Rosalina has never looked quite like this...

Internet legend Shawn Elliot

Check these vids out, he'll show you how it's fucking done!

Oh Dear....

Trailer for the US Remake of the previously awesome Life on Mars

Facebook Sucks

Sex Ed

the science of getting whacked in the baws

Red band trailer for Tropic Thunder

Turns out trailers can still be awesome if there just not intended for kids

Make a Foot Pussy

Smart

I think this is an ad for apple mac, rather than a cool music video but i still think's pretty smart



The XP equivalent...

Babysitter

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Kristen Bell

This is it. The begining of the Machine Wars!

once the robots learn how to do this, it's over.

Charming

can't find a working embedded link for this... darn

Feist - "I feel it all"


charming wee song and video

turns out most of her videos are pretty excellent... and have embedded links!
SCORE!

One last thing

Remember Tatu? The fake schoolgirls, fake lesbians, and their fake schoolgirl lesbian kissing that made them fake controversial and unfakably famous for 5 fake minutes?
So their latest video ISN'T AT ALL controversial or attention grabbing IN THE SLIGHTEST.

(Please note the follow contains full frontal nudity, a shower scene and a firing squad killing a pregnant lady. And probably a dog raping an under-age, orphaned, Heroin kitten for good measure)


ENJOY!


Also I watched this without sound so the song might be offensive too.

Awesome

Most amazing series of things i've ever seen

test

GIFs are awesome

Bill O'Rielly Flippin out

fappage

Brido insisted I post this picture of Scarlett Johansson


and for completeness sake here's the trailer of her next film with Woody Allen


and it just so happens another blog was talking about the lass they're using to advertise a girly DS

no DS in the image but she is super hot

Another present for Ad. Maybe around January time...

Remembered this existed
Just saying.


But that lead me to other great chest coverings...
Like this To Do List


This needs a IMDB alternative...


Some easy to follow instructions called Dickinabox


Zombie attack instructions


Feelings ARE boring


Can't remember if i ever pointed this one out to anyone. it's awesome.


If youes HAVEN'T seen this one yet i'd be impressed but just in case here it is, The Alphabet of Gaming.


And t-shirt hell give you...
Han Job
Fuck ye!
Promotes Anal (yay!)
Shirts made out of 65% Seal and the clubbing of said Seals.
And entertainingly some Youth in Asia


And Snorg Tees shamelessly whores every popular movie/geek/internet reference, moment going in desperate and wholly uncomfortable manner.
Still they continue their whoring tactic in their ads by using use incredible lovely looking lasses de-tro....

Must. Click. On. Girl. Want. T-shirt. NO!

Ps. I still think this INRI! is the a-bomb.

stop Saying GTA4s rubbish SHAFTO!

This'll bury half an hour

The hell of sand

My Birthdays the 3rd of August.... :)

the Portal Beer Stein

Nintondo Halo 3

No Make Up

And while i was searching for that pic of the Hot for Words chick, i found this pic


thats apparently Carmen Electra without make-up. how completely different and actually really attractive does she look?

Hot for teacher

hot for tits...i mean words!

**fap fap fap**

NORKS! JEBS! and all that...

/ad/
Just felt this need some visual stimulation to back up brido's fappage...

/ad/

Hardcore Halo Trilogy Story Analysis

Ascendant Justice is a pretty hardcore Blog that goes into insanely intricate details about the story behind Halo. If you're remotely interested in the absolutely epic tale about the history of The Flood, the Halo Arrays, The Ark, The Forerunners, and a giant Noah's Ark story about saving every species in the galaxy from certain doom, then take a read.

It's almost endorsed by Bungie too - they've stated the guy's on the money, and that if he was wrong, they'd let him know. The guy who writes it will show you mysteries you never knew were there, and solve them, right before your very eyes.

I don't imagine any of you are really that interested, but it comes highly recommended from me. I always said that Bungie and Halo have a great story going on, but that Bungie are just really bad at telling it through their gash cinematics. The story presented here is well worth a read, pretty awesome Sci-fi, and it's all mostly told by some really clever, subtle things in-game, including symbols, The Terminal conversations, and AI constructs.

Shit yeah! (Gears of War 2 Gameplay Footage)

On Gametrailers (in 720p)

Looks awesome to the maximum - much more epic in scale, lots more going on on screen during actual gameplay and a few new gameplay mechanics such as...well, watch and see.

Zero Punctuation

This week's Zero Punctuation is up: 'Mailbag Showdown'

Mario Kart Wii Shortcuts! (Some of which i've never seen, and are awesome!)

First Person Parkour Game That looks AMAZING

Mirror's Edge

Thats Lando in there!

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MAX-BOX 360

'MON PLAY THE GAMES

And win a MAX-BOX.

:-O

all i can say is >slaps head and sighs<

Met any Speedo Waering Zombies?

Check out the GTA Rockstar Zombie on multiplayer, looks like only PS3 gets it tho... :(